“That’s right. Because you know, deep down… you deserve to be punished. Don’t you, Mr. Potter?”
I JUST SCREAMED AND KICKED MY LAPTOP
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
#I waited for 2000 years and you can’t be patient for 4 days?
and rory unleashes the bitch face
This is the true face of a father-in-law who is 1000% done with his son-in-law
I always forget that Rory is older than the Doctor. Compared to Rory, the Doctor is like a whiny teenager.
Whiney pre teen at the most.
ACTUALLY NO THE DOCTOR LIES ABOUT HIS AGE BECAUSE HE HAS LOST TRACK OF GALLIFREYAN TIME AND DOESN’T WANT TO REMEMBER AND TUCKS AWAY MANY OF HIS MEMORIES and gallifreyan years are different from earth ones
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Reblog if your icon is a fine piece of ass.
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He gets it.
actually so powerful
praise this post
what doesn’t this man get right..seriously.
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Klaine AU:
Kurt and Blaine have gotten close over the semester, and after a drunk hookup, Blaine thinks that maybe his English teacher likes him more than he’s letting on.
more aus here (x)
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in harry potter we don’t say “i love you” we say “LILY TAKE HARRY AND RUN GO I’LL HOLD HIM OFF” which roughly translates to “james potter is better than your sorry ass” and i think that’s beautiful
#i don’t care who you ship lily with #but if you try to tell me james never really loved lily #or she /deserved/ to be with someone different #i’ll probably shit in your backpack
i’ll probably shit in your backpack
new best threat
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Contrary to Popular Belief…
- I do not watch Sherlock just to see Benedict Cumberbatch
- I am not going to see Star Trek Into Darkness for the same reason
- I do not watch Doctor Who just to see David Tennant
- I do not watch The Avengers movies just to see Tom Hiddleston
- I do not watch the Iron Man movies just to see RDJ
- I do not watch anything just for hot guys
- I can still appreciate that they are really hot
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villains are so polite, asking permission.
it’s because
A+ for gif usage here
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“Your hair is red. That’s my second favourite colour.”
“What’s your first favourite colour?”
“Reflective.”
“Is that technically a colour though?”
“It is if I say so. I control words, they don’t control me. Now I imagine you want to touch my muscles. You may want to use both hands, they’re quite large.”
Meeting Gaston is #1 on my bucket list right now
omggg. THIS.
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and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw
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(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
Me:
“So, where’s your mom at?”
Boy:
“She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
Me:
“Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
Boy:
“Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)
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fun fact: me in the white shorts
fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the worldfun fact: I took this picture so I guess that’s all you need to know about my love life
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reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
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Nerdfighter Benedict? Or just failed Vulcan?
As far as I can tell, there are eight possibilities here. (I’ve spent a fair bit of time thinking about this.)
1. Benedict Cumberbatch is a hardcore nerdfighter and when Martin Freeman threw up a gang sign, Cumberbatch was like, “I have one of those.”
2. Cumberbatch, who obviously has a relationship with Star Trek, just naturally changed the Vulcan sign (pulling in the thumbs, turning the palms inward, crossing the arms) in precisely the same way that I happened to change the Vulcan sign when I first made the nerdfighter sign in the halcyon days of 2007.
3. One of the interns on set who has gained the trust of Benedict Cumberbatch was like, “If you do your hands like this, the Internet will get really excited.” And so he did.
4. BBC, in their infinite wisdom, staged the entire photo and Cumberbatch was taught the nerdfighter sign (I MEAN LOOK AT THE PERFECTION OF HIS NERDFIGHTER SIGN! He seems so comfortable and confident in it, almost as if it is muscle memory, almost as if he has flashed it to his laptop screen on hundreds of occasions in the past, but I digress) and this photograph was staged to get people psyched for Sherlock, although what tiny segment of nerdfighteria is not already psyched for Sherlock? Also, if this is the case, who is Martin Freeman trying to advertise to? Residents of the West Side?
5. Benedict Cumberbatch has a relative or a friend who is a nerdfighter and so he is passingly familiar with nerdfighteria and liked what he has seen and wanted to make us all very happy.
6. The nerdfighter sign also happens to be the hand sign of some obscure English gang with which I am unfamiliar called like The East London Wanderers or The Slightly Intimidating Liverpudlians or whatever.
7. Nerdfighteria actually figures in the plot of the new season of Sherlock. Perhaps a nerdfighter has been (wrongly no doubt!) accused of a murder.
8. Benedict Cumberbatch was playing some kind of British version of Rock Paper Scissors against two invisible opponents, and he went double scissors (as any smart person would).
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